I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
He’s so freaking beautiful and perfect…
All I can think of after THAT sherlokespeare gif is John Harrison sitting like this in a captain’s chair, being all glorious and sexy and doing THIS:
WHAT THE FUGGIN SHIT IS THAT ^^MOTHER OF GOD ^^^. lololololololomfg it’s not even funny i am just so absolutely fUCKING d o n e with you mate. Goodbye cruel world.
I’m sorry but where exactly is that right hand of his going?
I imagine it’s a rather uncomfortable when you’ve got an ithcy thingy in a situation as above so perhaps he’s y’know, sorting it. LLOLOLLLLL